Paula Jones Gets a Nose Job

In a surprising turn of events, Paula Jones has decided to get a nose job. The former Arkansas state employee who sued then-President Bill Clinton for sexual harassment in the 1990s says she’s had enough of being ridiculed for her large nose. “I’ve always been self-conscious about my nose,” said Jones in an interview with ABC News. “People have been making fun of me since I was a kid.”

Jones says she was inspired to finally make the change after seeing so many people get nose jobs on television and in magazines. “I thought, if they can do it, why can’t I?” said Jones. “So I decided to go for it.”

The surgery took place yesterday and Jones says she’s already feeling better about herself. “I feel like a new woman,” she said. “I can’t wait to show off my new nose to the world.”

Jones says she knows there will be some people who don’t approve of her decision, but she doesn’t care. “I’m doing this for me,” she said. “And I’m happy with the way I look.”